Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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