i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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