help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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