But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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