That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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