So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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