It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
