pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Randomize
