Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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