Already got asked if we're dating
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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