I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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