In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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