i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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