He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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