your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i just made my gag reflex go away.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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