Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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