If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You've changed since you got that strap on
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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