So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
