Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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