i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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