Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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