I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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