dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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