What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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