y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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