dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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