my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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