I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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