Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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