windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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