It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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