But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Never underestimate the power of titties
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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