I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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