apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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