best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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