6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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