apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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