Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you win again, gameday.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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