i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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