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(313): View more from Michigan

Whod you bang

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(602): View more from Arizona

I bet i've been more pregnant than you.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.

(937): View more from Ohio

Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.

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(845): View more from New York

Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.

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(801): View more from Utah

Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...

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(949): View more from California

Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?

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