Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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