how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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