let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
We left the knife in your bed.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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