you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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