at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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