If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
The adults are the big ones right?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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