What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i drank out of a bidet.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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