He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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