Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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