Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
No subtext here. People are naked.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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