soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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