She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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