But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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