We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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