Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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